I'm convinced One Direction's management operates like a secret spy organization
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:
*inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean*
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:
*live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual*
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Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies):
Code Rainbow.
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Analyst:
I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow.
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Analyst:
This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
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:
*chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right*
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Assistant:
*runs up to a faceless man in dark leather*
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Assistant:
Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action?
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Head of Management:
*lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently*
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Head of Management:
*slowly turns around in chair*
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Head of Management:
*pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch*
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Head of Management:
Call in the beard.
beautyisachoice:
3 ingredient Fat Free Raw Chocolate Mousse
(Serves 2-3)
- 4 egg whites (Or 8tbsp liquid egg whites)
- 5tsp agave syrup
- 1tbsp raw cocoa powder
Whip the egg whites in a bowl until stiff peaks form (You could always try holding the bowl over your head and hoping it doesn’t fall out when you think it’s done ;) ). Over a saucepan with water place a heatproof bowl with agave syrup over it until it becomes a bit more runny and whisk in the cocoa powder (If it gets too hot to stick your finger in, it’s no longer raw remember!). Fold the coca mixture into the Egg whites and place in the fridge for 15-20 minutes. Divide between two or thee bowls and serve with a little shredded coconut or orange zest on the top :)
(Based on 2 servings, Per serving;)
Calories; 92, Carbs; 14g, Fat; 1g, Protein; 7g
(Picture not mine! See click through)
(Source: thathealthyveggiekid, via get-thinspiration)
This is what it should be. That poll is ridiculous! All true directioners should reblog this
(via 1direction-fantasies)
Headphones rule.
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
(Source: doomriff, via countryprincessswift)
im-a-writer:
Writing relieves stress because you can put all of that stress build up into an argument between characters.
~Shayla
When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they CAN’T read.
sodamnrelatable:
And you’re just there like..
bitch i could have read that shit in half the time.
via sodamnrelatable
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