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dudethatsmygrandmaster:

castielandsamandriel:

dudethatsmygrandmaster:

DO YOU EVER JUST STARE AT A PUN

AND YOU GLARE IT DOWN

YOU HUFF OUT ANGRILY AND YOUR FISTS TIGHTEN

AND THEN YOU REBLOG IT BECAUSE WOW IT WAS SO BAD BUT DAMN DO YOU LOVE IT

You could say it’s punishing

YOU ADDED TO MY POST AND IT WAS A GOOD CONTRIBUTION 

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iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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mayflydecember:

landlocked-lighthouse:

This past Sunday, my house in Little Axe, Oklahoma, was hit by a tornado. I was at work and my family was in the neighbor’s storm shelter. When they finally got above ground, my parents only had a few minutes to go inside and grab the essentials. It turned out that my room had taken most of the damage. Most of my books and my copies of National Geographic magazines (I’m crazy about them and want to write for them someday) were either blown away or soaked.
Hours later, when I was able to reunite with my parents and little sister, my mom told me, “I grabbed The Fault in Our Stars. I don’t know why. I just did.” I broke down in tears. Just a week before, I had yelled at my sister because her dog had gotten a hold of it. Now, it’s wet and wrinkled and filthy, but it’s still one of my most prized possessions. I hardly have anything else right now, but I can be happy knowing I have this book.
If you guys can get a girl a fluffy chicken, I know you can make John Green find the thing. I just want him to know that nothing could ever bring me more comfort now than his book. I just want to say thank you to him for helping me through this.

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING AMY REBLOG THIS

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Text Post Sat, Jun. 01, 2013 496,517 notes

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

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Video Post Sat, Jun. 01, 2013 3,591 notes

morcego-verde:

why doesn’t this have more notes, it’s beautiful. 

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Text Post Sat, Jun. 01, 2013 402,046 notes

howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

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IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

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carry-it-with-you:

b0ngs-n-th0ngs:


When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.

Reblogging for the hundredth time

but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone

carry-it-with-you:

b0ngs-n-th0ngs:

When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.

Reblogging for the hundredth time

but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone

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Video Post Sat, Jun. 01, 2013 24,478 notes

Thank you for the memories.

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